Vivid Announces Former Pro Wrestler Chyna to Star in ‘She Hulk XXX’

For most young boys growing up in the 90s, there were two very prominent things in the pop culture world. One of them was the overabundance of sexualized female superheroes in comics thanks to some beautiful art by the likes of Rob Liefeld, Jimmy Palmiotti, and others. The other thing was more and more big-breasted women popping up in the WWF, which gave the young boys losing interest in the dragging story lines something more interesting to focus on.

Little did we know that only a few decades later, we’d be seeing the two pubescent fantasies combine into one massive phenomenon, as Vivid has announced Joanie “Chyna” Laurer has been cast as the lead in Axel Braun’s upcoming superhero porn parody, She-Hulk XXX. Here’s the blurb from the press release.

Chyna plays She-Hulk aka Jennifer Walters, cousin of Bruce Banner, best known to most of the world at The Hulk.  When her emotional state is sufficiently high, she is the strongest woman in the world. She has been a member of the Avengers, the Fantastic Four, Heroes for hire, the Defenders, Fantastic Force and S.H.I.E.L.D.  She-Hulk is also a highly skilled lawyer who has served as legal counsel to several of the superheroes when needed.

Far gone is the world where we have to use tweaked names to avoid copyright infringement. The newly found parody law has made it so that kids everywhere can finally get the fantasy they’ve always wanted when they read things like Avengers or Fantastic Four. Also announced is Thor XXX, which will star adult film leading man Jean Valjean, as the mighty god of thunder.

The films begin shooting next week, so you can expect to see more from both productions as the release date draws closer. Let’s hope this trend will one day land us something like Howard the Duck XXX, Ambush Bug XXX, or maybe even Legion of Superheroes XXX.